Our foster girl Jess is in disgrace for chewing up Homer's favorite mattress while nobody was looking.
We found a few security images of the crime-
Looks pretty conclusive doesn't it? That is a very large chomp mark though.
Lets just zoom back a little. Wait, is that a fin on her back? WTF?
Hmm, I think I will be sleeping with one eye open in case she gets a taste for more than just foam rubber. Bye for now Readers - Murphy.
2 comments:
oh poor homer. I would definetly be watching Jess she has the taste now. Mama J says to tell you she is a beautiful looking girl and we hope to meet her soon
Hey Jess, we could have a lovely time together. My own specialty is paper products, tissues, toilet paper ( good trick fishing it out of the toilet - gets lots of attention!), important documents, library books - the list is nedless. We would look good together too as I am a white/red brindle.
Your partner in crime, JayJay
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